Sunday, March 8, 2020

College Is Over. Fun Is Here

College Is Over. Fun Is Here Ways to Entertain Yourself During Summer Here are some of the most unusual activities you can engage in once the college is over. Share with your friends and get ready for a summer, full of crazy adventures! Hiking seems too boring for a sparkling personality like yourself? Read on to learn other ways of entertainment: Go fishing bear-style It basically means skinny dipping, except that you have to get your mouth full of fish and scream at the top of your lungs. Just make sure your neighbors aren’t watching. You can also pretend to be a mermaid, but you will need a fake tail for that, and that is kind of complicated to buy, but then, there is another way to keep yourself entertained this summer. Borrow a cat In case you’ve got a friend with forty cats, try borrowing one for a day. Once you get caught, say you want one for yourself, but the chances are she’ll never even notice. Treat the cat with all respect that he deserves, and then take the pet back home at night, when nobody is watching. When your friend asks about the cat, pretend you are not listening. Voila – your summer is crazy! Protest Stand in front of any store that you particularly like and protest against the illegal sale of the toilet paper. Wait – do they have manifestations like that in your area? You can also invite friends to participate in the protest. Choose an issue that bothers you most and make your position clear to the public. You will certainly gather a large crowd of watchers. In this case, ask them to join your cause and promise you will never leave their side in the battle against the illegal sale. Mess with the order Order a pizza, and then tell a pizza guy to come with the cold beer and sandwiches. If they do not serve any of the above, complain to the management. An angry face is a must. You should come to the pizza place and demand your money back. The angrier you become, the more likely you are going to get your money back. In case your fury does nothing for the cause, throw pizza on the floor and start yelling. When the show is over, order another one and eat it in their presence. Mess with the pizza again Order a Pepperoni and tell the pizza guy you wanted Hawaiian. When the confusion is settled, tell the owner it was one of your twins messing with the order. Get a beard Buy a big, hairy beard and go the nearest store to buy a razor. Tell the guy in store you are an old pirate just coming home from Tortuga, and that your ship is leaving soon, so he’d better suggest the cutest razor for Black Beard. Mess with Yahoo answers Go to Yahoo and answer the questions with all the seriousness that you have. Say something that is so ridiculous that it will make people question your sanity and common sense. If someone starts asking, reply with the pseudo-scientific stuff and use high language. Do not end an argument until the opponent admits you are right. You have to insist that your answer is absolutely correct, even if Wikipedia says otherwise. Defend your position and comment on every issue, except the one that is truly related to the problem. Use some mumbo jumbo to prove the point. Rent a car Go to the car dealership and ask if you can rent a car which transforms into a portable marine station and has that auto-recognition installed that greets you by the name every morning. Oh, and add something about the flying Tesla-mobiles. If they never heard of a flying car, tell the shop owner you have a tiny model back at home and invite them to your place. In case they refuse to come for a demonstration, accuse their service of being shallow and outdated, and then apologize.